Mom's Pissed

My name is Mandy and I live in Washington DC. I like dogs, fountain pop, and Jason Bateman. Joe Biden is my spirit animal.

"We should write a book called Cheeseburger Money."

  • Me: I have $3.28 cents in my checking account.
  • Jackie: Damn, don't you hate that? I've don't that before where you go to McDonald's thinking I've got enough for a snack and then you realize you're negative ten bucks. That's the worst.
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  • Me: I found four dollars in my desk!
  • Jackie: Woooo!!!!! Cheeseburger money!