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Mom's Pissed
My name is Mandy and I live in Washington DC. I like cereal, fountain pop, Jason Bateman and dogs. People keep telling me I should start a blog, and I'm finally bored enough to do it."I'm just so happy!"
- Jackie: Ivy Blue Carter is born!!!!
- Me: AHHHHHH.
- Jackie: I was hoping for a better name, but it's not Apple or Tellulah.
- Me: I don't know what to do with myself.
- Jackie: What do we always do in times of celebration? Smoke a bowl and heat up the oven. It's Tombstone time.
- Me: Peperoni or extra cheese.
- Jackie: I think this calls for extra cheese. The classic choice.
